It’s that time again, folks. That’s right, it’s that special time of year in which we all come together as a community and bear witness to that fabulous and luxurious lifestyle choice: being a gender confused man who likes to dress up as an animal and have sex with other people who do the same.
This year, we’ve had a tough choice in finalists, as well over ten-thousand participants entered their name into the ring to be crowned “Mr and/or Mrs Human/Animal of the Year”. The competition was tough, and only through trials, tribulations, and much consummation of alcohol and weed were we able to narrow the candidates down to these lucky finalists. Each contestant was graded on the “Four P’s”: poise, panache, presence, and popularity. What follows is the review of our panel of judges, followed by the entrant’s scores. Gentlemen, start your engines!
North American Red Fox
Now let’s get started. Here we see Mr. Gerald Cunningham representing the wayward and often shy species known as the Red Fox. Mr. Cunningham has built quite a nice suit for himself, showcasing just how difficult the competition was this year. We see the fox’s fur coloration is spot on and is what one would expect to see in the wild. Unfortunatly, we had to take points off for the chic brown mullet, as the typical North American red fox does not possess one naturally. The filthy floral shirt and black stretch pants are also not normally found on foxes in the wild. Finally, we had to remove a few points for the location, as the North American red fox does not typically live in France in front of the Eiffel Tower.
Poise: 7 Panache: 8 Presence: 7.5 Popularity: 6.6
Overall Score: 7.2
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North American Caribou
The reindeer (Rangifer tarandus), also known as the caribou when wild in North America, is an Arctic and Subarctic-dwelling deer, widespread and numerous across the northern Holarctic. This, ….uh… creation comes to us from the mind of Josh Linkweldt.
Although the coloration of this reindeer suit work quite well with that of the natural pelt found in the wild, the uhhh, choice of leather dominatrix straps and the long, flowing wing give us a sense of… uh…
Anyway, here are Mr. Linkweldt’s scores.
Poise: 6 Panache: 5 Presence: 5.3 Popularity: 4.9
Overall Score: 5.3
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Orca (Killer Whale)
Entering into our “Aquatica” category this year is Mr. Humphry Dewart’s Killer Whale. The killer whale or orca, less commonly, is the largest species of the dolphin family. Mr. Dewart’s latex… suit… exemplifies the spot-on coloration that we have come to expect in our “Aquatica” contestants. The… zipper and the dominatrix mask is a bit off putting, as well as the, uh… protrusion…
Uhh…
Poise: 5.9 Panache: 5.6 Presence: 3.3 Popularity: 3.9
Overall Score: 4.6
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That’s all for this week of Cycle-T’s Yearly Fursuit Review. Stay tuned as we bring you the the best of the rest!
