Koutney Kardashian became a mom this morning, giving birth to a healthy baby boy. The name…wait for it…Mason Dash Disick. Ok, so it’s not as bad as naming your kid Bronx Mowgli like Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz did, but Dash? Seriously? Just because you’re famous for doing nothing doesn’t give you the right to name your kid whatever you want. When will these celebrities learn!
